Joker's Lair

My computer is full of downloaded games including Minecraft which is my favorite of them all. So this post will be all about minecraft! Minecraft is a game I play whenever I’m bored… So a lot, I play on a multiplayer server with my friends who I get on skype or mumble and we start chatting while we play to me I find it a lot more fun when your talking with friends and it makes fighting against our enemies a lot more easy and strategic. I play minecraft a lot perhaps too much my friends sometimes tease me whenever I talk about and also whenever I go on my computer my hands automatically assemble into the WASD keys and space bar with my pinky on the shift key which is the controls for minecraft I laugh about sometimes and yet I also find it weird. To me I know myself as an expert modder on minecraft. Mods are files that can change up the game in various ways. Some mods are really tough to install some are very easy yet I find none of them a challenge my friends sometimes ask me to get them for there accounts. Another thing I do is watch lots of videos from my favorite youtubers. Now you know how obsessed I am with minecraft and also if you can’t afford minecraft and you really want it here a hint to getting it! The hint is PiratesBay.com I myself payed for it so I can play multiplayer a couple of my friends did this though . Thanks for reading or reading most of it it is a lot of words!

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I play many computer games, so I decided to make a post of each game I play in a list from best to the ones I don’t play as much. I also wouldn’t be surprised if you already play them.

Number 1: Minecraft

I simply love Minecraft because there is always something to do or to build. There is also a survival mode so it’s not so easy to live and there are many enemies as well so you’ll need to find a way to defend yourself. There is always more to do. Also if it starts to get boring there are also many mod creators to change up the game to your liking and there is even a multiplayer option so you can play with your friends! I rate this game 10/10 simply because you are only limited by your imagination and when if  the fun ends you can always change it up a bit to make it interesting again.

Number 2: Terraria

It is kind of like Minecraft but it’s in 2d. It’s still a fun game.  Unlike Minecraft Terraria has more of an objective, like to defeat all  the bosses and to get the best tools and swords. Terraria has a lot to offer in terms of adventure. I rate this game 8/10 because I like the objectives in it and the 2d look is kind of fun as well, however it’s not very addictive unlike many other games.

Number 3: Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress is a fun first-person shooter game. It is also kind of wacky but really fun to play. You can customize your character with weird and funny items! Not much to explain about this game because you just go around shooting the enemy team while wearing the weird purchases. Other than it’s really good. I rate this game 6/10 because it can get very annoying but it can also be fun in small packages.

These are just a few of the games I play and love.  If you already play one of them or have decided to start to playing, let me know!

Edited by: Matt

image: Keyboard by Kewl released under a CC attribution licence.

I’m sure you guys have noticed all my titles say jokes and there is none, well here you go!

1. Light travels faster than sound this is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
2. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in dark rooms.
3. Why do you never see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”
4. He who laughs last, thinks slowest
5. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin
6. Say this 5 times fast: She sells sea shells down by the seashore
7. Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana
8. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
9. All Polar bears are left-handed.

10. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Hope You Enjoyed! Also know any good jokes feel free to tell me!

Lol Coffee By: Javier Benek

Want to read a good book? Well read on and watch the video!

Hiccup wants his father to not be so disappointed in him since he’s  not the strongest Viking nor the smartest. So what’s his plan? He sets off on an adventure to get a pet of a certain specimen and win Thors’day Thursday and finally impress his father.

This book would be great for you if you enjoy adventure books and a good laugh or two. I found this book very fun to read and it was hard to put down because there was always another exciting point in the story to keep me reading.

If you read this book, I’d really like to know what you thought about it.

Hope you enjoy!

Seven Random Facts

Want to read some facts about me?… At random!

1. I play lots of computer games  but most people think I only play 1
2. My age is (10 divided by 2) +6-2+3=?
3. I am indirectly annoying!
4. I have lots of green clothes
5. I find finding random facts is hard!
6. I hate sleep!
7. I have 8 friends.

Now I’d like to hear 2 of your random facts and also what did you think of mine?

By: Solo

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My family is celebrating Christmas this year once again! My family has some traditions, like putting up the Christmas tree which I love to decorate and cover it in candy canes, and of course presents. We also make our own Christmas list of things we want for Christmas. Another tradition is we have big dinners usually at my grandparent’s house because they too have presents for us. There is always a big turkey and cranberry slices which I don’t enjoy and of course stuffing which is another thing I despise.  It is always really fun and everyone’s very happy during this holiday!

Now my question is …. what’s your tradition?

I can’t wait to start blogging. I was hoping to be in Mrs.Braidwood’s class so I could do this since only her class gets to! It sounds like it’s going to be lots of fun. A couple of my classmates tell me it’s hard and gets really annoying but I’m going to try and make it fun if it does get boring. I named my blog The Joker’s Lair because joking around is something that describes me. I usually mess around with my friends, running around chasing each other. We are a weird bunch. Also expect to see more posts here. I’m going to be posting a lot!